Microwave Operating Instructions

Posted by – November 28, 2003

Over the next few days I will be posting a series of notes found in the stupid hippie ex-neighbor’s house. It should offer a glimpse into the way that they lived. Think of them as shards of Etruscan pottery.

These are instructions taped to the microwave. Being relatively new technology, one can’t be too careful with a microwave lest it “burn up.”

Note the interesting use of the subjunctive mood in the item, “Popcorn take 2 min., or less,” as if one can never quite be sure that popcorn will be cooked properly in this machine of mystery.

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Fig 1. How to operate the microwave

Microwaves have their own way of marking time: i.e. 130 = 1 min. + 30 sec.

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Fig 2. How to operate the microwave, part 2

Good general advice, I think: “Cancel any unused time”

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  1. Mom says:

    Are these instructions that were left
    for the new owners. OR (let us hope
    not) are these notes that helped them
    make it thru the day. I guess there
    should be a ? in there somewhere.

  2. tracey cunningham says:

    please send me the instructions for microwave instructions for a westinghouse model pm692. it is not new older style model.

  3. Ross Thompson says:

    please send me the instructions for microwave instructions for a westinghouse model pm692. it is not new older style model.

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