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Attention Guests

Part 2. of the series of notes found in the stupid hippie ex-neighbor’s house.

Today’s note concerns the toilet in the guest room. It is somehow attached to a sump pump. (Is this the one that was pointed at our foundation and flooded mud all over our garden patio???? Egads!)

Anyway through a careful process of elimination they have determined that 8 sheets of toilet paper is the optimal number to flush in this toilet. I can picture them wearing labcoats standing over this toilet dropping varying numbers of toilet paper sheets and paper towels in to it and recording the results. Until one day Eureka! We have the formula at last! Eight sheets!! And zero paper towels!!

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Fig 1. Attention Guests:

To avoid seeming like bad hosts, a post script is added encouraging guests to feel free to flush as much as necessary. But please stick to the eight sheet rule.

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