Sensitive Toilet
This is the third and last in the series of notes found at the stupid hippie ex-neighbor’s house.
This is the sensitive toilet. I don’t know why this toilet is considered to be any more sensitive than the guest room toilet, as it has the same capacity of eight sheets of toilet paper and no paper towels.
I wonder what the blacked out number before “8″ is. Could it be “9,” but cooler heads prevailed and decided not to chance it. Or maybe it was “6,” and they decided to throw caution to the wind and allow “8.” It’s a mystery.
December 3rd, 2003 at 9:30 am
What are you doing in your neighbor’s house anyway?
December 3rd, 2003 at 5:01 pm
At the last office I worked in, there was a note inside the stalls in the ladies’ room that said, “Please flush for at least 8 seconds. Don’t leave it for the next person.” I assumed this was just suburban toilet squeamishness — the ladies in this office were also seat hoverers. But maybe there is something about 8.
December 5th, 2003 at 7:03 pm
Can I use 16 sheets of single-ply?