Hypnosis Paranoia

Posted by – May 19, 2005

Does anyone else have occasional feelings that they have been hypnotized. Lately I’ve been alone and doing something (like singing a song loud or getting undressed or picking lint out of my belly button — that kind of stuff) and then I’ll have a sudden thought that maybe I’ve been hypnotized and I’m up on stage doing this stuff. And then I think hard about whether or not I’ve been hypnotized recently. But I realize that I’ve never even met a hypnotist but then I wonder if maybe that’s part of being hypnotized. The only real clue that I can think of is that maybe the clocks won’t match up with my day, like maybe I couldn’t have gotten home that quickly. So I check the clocks. But maybe they are hypno-clocks. As long as I’m around people it should be okay unless they are part of the act too. But I can trust most people not to get me hypnotized. I’m sitting in an office with the doors closed right now. I’m sure that I’m safe. I’m afraid to stand up and adjust my junk all the same.

In other news, I think we may get rid of cable after all. We’ve had it for a few weeks, and we haven’t watched a whole lot. I have some Sealab 2021 and Chappelle Show that I’ve recorded with Windows Media Edition (I WME’ed it?) but I haven’t even watched these shows. We’ll keep the TV. It’s a cool remote TV that I can take around the house. We can still watch DVDs on it, provided that I get the right cables.

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  1. Rin says:

    ummm…noooo….but I just got hypnotized and now I am sitting here wondering if i maybe I have been hypnotized before and don’t remember it, or in fact if since apparently this is the kind of thing that I would do, maybe I at some point planned out my entire life and have been going into the shop like a cylon for repeated updates every few years…..ooohhh….wierd.

  2. this is such a case that when you get hypnotized you dont know what to do, and maybe because you are under on a some black magic that many people have say.

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